May 2013
magicconchshell:
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
sy-ndrome:
my thighs need a divorce
fffcuk:
give me attention so i can ignore you
me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
rneerkat:
allmonds:
rneerkat:
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you
im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
rnilkbreath:
if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
I still...
carbarnarra:
flying-kites-since94:
cling to hope that Khaal Drogo will resurrect himself and ride in on a frankly quite enormous horse to save Daenerys from all these Creepers. I’m sorry, I just have a lot of feelings.
this. :((((
newyorknights:
my feelings are all over the place right now i need khal drogo to carry his wife back into that tub and away from daario
: I like the change of Daenerys..but →
carbarnarra:
Yeah, she’s probably the most badass female on GoT right now but don’t you miss her other side when she was with Drogo? The submissive yet determined type of woman? Yeah, maybe Daario will bring out her other inner things of her but you’d keep comparing it when she was with her sun and stars, Khal…
