elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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styliferous:

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

  • draw pentagram
  • sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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thefinalanswer:

#okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

we dont talk about this movie it doesnt exist sorry

it’s been eight years and I’m still not over this

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avantegarda:

that guy in the top gif is rockin that face makeup and piercings

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dion-thesocialist:

Christian Bale is going to play Moses and where oh where are all the white people who are always so angry about race bending and historical accuracy??? Where are you??? Why are you not outraged??? I thought movies had to be historically accurate and races should never change from the source material???

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

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bongledongleflongle:

bruno mars calm down

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supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

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rwrd:

i-love-mmfd:

c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

i have a few friends who tend to say these things, and it makes me think, if they’re so skinny and somehow “see” themselves as fat, what do they see when they look at me? how disgusting do they think I am? because I actually am fat, It’s not just me feeling my thighs are huge, they are huge, for real, 

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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

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The way he smiled.

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